Daddy's girl

Dad blew up his dirtbike last week. (the big one, yes, he has two.) Apparently, mud+engine+bad oil+big hill=blown engine)

Anyway, I say to Dad, the weekend is supposed to be beautiful, are you gonna go ride?

He looks at me, deadpan.

When I said, why don't you just take out the little bike, he laughed and said what little bike, and I said, your 250, of course, which is when he started grinning like the cheshire cat.

What, I ask, is so funny?

Nothing, he replies, I'm just so proud of you that you know the little bike is a 250.

LOL

So, that's what it takes to prove yourself around here.