Birth Control

JEEZUS,

this shit is getting expensive. But its still cheaper than a baby, and less messy too.

so... yay for that!

Cutie Patootie

Funny story from the storytale that is my best friend's world:

This morning Mommy is lifting baby (2 years) into the car, looks down and says: Oh no, baby, your diaper leaked a little and now there's pee on me!
Baby says (deadpan): Gosh Doggit!