Dear Neighbor,
The one who left a bag of doggiedoo on the sidewalk right in front of my house, yeah, you.
I am not responsible for picking that up just because it's on my strip of sidewalk.
You are crazy if you think they make those dog bags for you to bag it up for your neighbor to pick up after you. You have hands, carry that shit.
Please kindly come back here and pick up your friggin dog poo or I will find you, follow you to your house, and ever so neighborly, place it upon your doorstep.
Thanks,
Me
