Captain's Log: (don't worry, I'm thinking this with a deeply furrowed brow and deep voice with serious tone)
January 12, 2011. 3:34 pm.
We've been snowed in for 3 days.
We are out of eggs (no french toast to be had) and more importantly, Doritos.
Frank the Tank has been running around in circles for 2 days, refusing to step foot on the skating rink that is our back patio.
Below freezing temperatures continue to turn melted snow into ice on the roads, making them impassable. At the office, work is piling up, and here at home, we are running drastically low on Monk DVDs. I fear at this rate, we will have watched the entire series in a week.
Please send beer and a beach vacation.
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